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Starting a business is different from starting a startup. Both approaches can lead to success, but they are different. Here is how:

When you start a business, the first thing you must do is find a customer.


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Customers are people who place your products in shopping carts and pay for them.


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The first thing people who start a startup usually do is start.


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Startups begin with an idea or concept.


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A startup doesn’t expect to have customers or profits until sometime in the future after the concept is hashed out, pivoted and a niche market is found. That can be way, way, in the future.


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When you start a business, you must quickly come up with a business model where customers receive a good value for something you can provide them at a price that enables you to be profitable.


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Without customers or revenues or profits, a startup must find other ways to pay the bills and salaries of employees on a regular basis.


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For that reason, at first, and sometimes for a long, long time, the business of a startup is to find investors willing to invest in the startup. Most of the time, they are turned down, so it takes great skill and determination.


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Some startups turn into giant companies (or are sold to giant companies) and make lots of money for those who created and invested in them.


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Unfortunately, most startups don’t.


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On the other hand, when a business focuses first on finding and serving customers in a mutually beneficial way, a business can last for a long-long time without having to explain why it was never a startup.


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