These are sentences we’ve never heard small business owners utter.

Ah Im

“Ah, I’m off the clock.”

Sure all

“Sure, all you need is a degree in being an entrepreneur.”

Please call

“Please, call me a small business owner.”

Son between

“Son, between the government and the internet, I’ve got all the help I need.”

I wish

“I wish I was still in middle management.”

 

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